1. noobtheloser:

    I think I’ve out-done the corgi comic in terms of my most elaborate premise. I made this when I was REALLY tired. 

    Bonus:

    I do a lot of these. | So do other people.

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  4. housewifeswag:

    Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people thatperson was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

    this is fucked up. 

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  7. honestarrogance:

    I double dare you..~

    (Source: thule2009)

     

  8. so-humorous:

    replying to anon hate

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  9. food-is-glorious:

    advicefromadad:

    Stop The Beauty Madness is a series of 25 advertisements branded with honest messages that highlight the true “madness” involved in creating and meeting beauty standards. Rice, an author and the founder of Be Who You Are Productions, started the campaign to challenge an internalized belief that a woman’s beauty determines her value.

    Have a good look here- X

    these are beautiful

    (via molotowcocktease)

     

  10. heylookitsliz:

    elizabeth-antoinette:

    ikenbot:

    freeselfdefense:

    Rape Escape

    • Easy and very effective
    • Requires nothing but your body
    • Includes attack

    Very useful to know, pass and share please.

    Worth watching

    I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

    I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

    Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

    So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

    I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

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  11. princess-starburst:

    Day 2 (July 21st) - Favorite Villain Song

    "Hellfire", as sung by Claude Frollo.  If any Disney song darkened your childhood, it was this one.  It showed a deeper, darker side of this villain fighting with his own emotions.  Or, as it’s commonly called, ‘the most dramatic overreaction to a boner in movie history’.

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  12. radosiewka:

    I want it all (well, maybe not the one with obeing somebody else orders X)

    (Source: ericscissorhands, via zombiezss)

     


  13. I decided to force myself to fall in love. And I assure you gentleman; I did suffer.
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    Fyodor Dostoevsky (via hedoesntlikeprettygirls)

    Ah it made Me smile.

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